Lab Notes

✶ April 10, 2026 ✶

I pick up after my dogs often enough... let's test it!

New Barkings: The Witch and Dog Droppings

I figure with the amount of times dog owners clean up their dog's feces throughout their life, I bet very few of them wonder 'what's in this stuff?'. So today, we're going to look at just that! Yes, it's a bit on the gross side for those that have less than iron-clad stomaches. For the rest of us, buckle up!

Experiments: Swift 380T Microscope @ 400x & 1000x magnification

Organism Observations Photos

Canine Feces


Micrococcus luteus

Straight up. This was hard. Simply put, as one could imagine, sampling a direct dap of pure feces gives a plethora of different types of bacteria. So much that it was hard to see what it was I was looking at.

I had put some of this sample on a nutrient-rich agar and incubated it for 3 days at 32°C, this is one of the images you can see here. It came back quite the golden-yellow, with there being about 50 colonies that could be counted, and a mass of colonies that I couldn't in good faith give an estimate for. Each colony was round and roughly the same size of 1mm (I need a µmm measuring device).

The morphology seen under the microscope was that of highly motile and non-motile combinations of diplobacillis and tetrad cocci bacteria. And the Gram stain indicates a mix of both positive and negative. However, seeing as the majority of the bacteria seen was Gram-positive tetrad-arranging coccus, on top of the coloring and macrophorology of the agar colonies, I went with Micrococcus luteus.

This makes the most amount of sense if this is, indeed, the biggest bacterial player we're dealing with. It's generally considered harmless to humans, is non-pathogenic, is a commensal organism, and rarely becomes an oppotunistic pathogen. This makes sense because humans would have become sick A LOT more often seeing as how often we handle dog feces (some on a daily basis, and some never in their lives).

Zoom out of dog poop Cluster of spores and fungi of dog poop Cluster of spores and fungi of dog poop

Location of sample

Dog - Not sure which one gave us the sample.

Dog-given consent by both Daphne and Velma. May or may not had been bribed with cheese.

Molded bread